Monday, May 22, 2006



This weekend, we went to the Brookfield Show. It started out as an agricultural show and has adapted over the past 50 years. The suburbs have now spread all the way out to what was once "country." The show grounds are only about 5 minutes drive further West from our neighborhood. I was reminded very much of the Indiana State Fair, but on a much smaller scale. There was the home economics section - with winning jams and cakes. There was some show jumping and a quilt show. The shortened Shakespeare programme went down like a lead balloon, with people milling about and talking during the performance. The highlight was the Freestyle Moto Cross where 2 guys rode their motorbikes up the huge ramp and did death defying feats before landing on the ramp. It was so popular, we got to see 2 shows in the few hours we were there. The poor horses trying to jump in the background - you can just imagine the racket! For Elliott, the fireworks weren't as cool as the Dodge-em Cars. It was his first time to have a go on the fair ground ride. Of course, all I could think of was the bleeding from the brain that could result from such a dangerous activity. Luckily, he seems to have survived unscathed.

Brisbane is a town that is divided by a river. There are only about 5 bridges that cross at various points which is one reason Brisbane traffic can get so busy. We took our bikes to a Bike Path that runs near our neighborhood and rode all the way into Brisbane. We crossed the River at South Bank over the Victoria Bridge and discovered the Nepalese Pagoda that was built for some Expo. Then we rode on and crossed over the Goodwill Bridge and headed back out West. We rode over 20 km on the bike path. We had to take the bikes in the car to our nearest park because the neighborhood is so hilly, we couldn't have made it home again after 20 km!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006


The Australian Tuck Shop - May 16, 2006

The whole culture of Australia seems so much more informal than it was in England. We have noticed how many people never wear shoes. Flip Flops, or thongs as they are called here, are considered formal wear. We noticed this again at a choir performance at the school chapel last weekend. (Elliott has been forced to participate in the Middle School Choir.) Tim asked if he could wear shorts, but I quickly said "NO!" But upon arrival at the concert, we ran into one of Elliott's teachers who was wearing denim shorts and sandals.

This casual atmosphere is also present for school lunches. At his previous schools, Elliott was expected to sit at a table with other students and sometimes with a staff member. However, here, lunch is one giant free for all. There is no canteen/cafeteria. Kids bring their lunch and eat at a picnic table or while wandering around. If you don't bring your lunch, you can buy something from the school Tuck Shop. This is not like the little shop I was used to from before. In England, the tuck shop sold candy and a few snacks. Here, the tuck shop is a big business that provides everything from sandwiches, sushi, nooodles, hot dogs, crisps, ice cream, drinks, fruit plates, vegetable dips...and more. The school relies on parents (ok, let's face it...mostly mums) to provide the labor force. I also have to say the school does a good job at providing healthy food. All the food must follow guidelines about fat, salt and sugar content and portion size.

Anyway, I had worked the ice cream counter at the Middle School a few times in the past. Can I please have a Fruit Tube and a packet of crisps? Now, that I could handle. Two orderly lines - kids ordering one or two items. Last week, I had to work in the senior school tuck shop. Oh my! There were about 35 big kids all pressed up against the window pointing and saying "No that one...The smaller one...The red one!" These kids were ordering about 5 items at once and changing their minds and expecting me to find the items and add it up in my head. Well, after a few minutes, I had to go find the lady who runs the shop and tell her I couldn't do it! She looked slightly bemused and said "You'll be fine." But I was insistent, no, indeed I really couldn't do it. She did come over to help at that point. Luckily, after about 10 minutes with the two of us on the window, it did calm down.

So, here I am in Austalia for just a few short months and already making a name for myself at Elliott's school. I became the American Lady who almost freaked out and had to go home from Tuck Shop! At Elliott's schools in England, I thought it was strange how parents weren't encouraged to volunteer. Now I look back on those days with fond memories.

The rest of stuff is every day life sort of happenings. We bought a new sofa - so now every room in the house is funished. We've changed newspapers - had to go for the national paper, The Australian. The Brisbane paper had a front page story of a Football player who tested positive for drugs. Front page news maybe, but perhaps just a small mention on the front page, even half a page. But for the Brisbane paper, it was the only story - the entire front page - not even weather got a mention. After just a few days of the national paper, I already feel more connected to the rest of the world! It's been fun to see the British and American scandals. The photo is from our walk last Sunday up to Look Out Point at Mount Coot-tha. There are lovely views to the city, but my photography doesn't do it justice.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Apoligies for Operator Error

Sorry - I just realized I hadn't posted my last post properly. I got confused between save draft and publish I guess. I lost one somewhere - so I started saving post as draft obsessively, but then forgot to actually publish it. So, please go back and read Anzac Day, then the Fall Day one. With me, you just never know what you'll be getting!

Fall in Brisbane - May 6, 2006





The other day I had to laugh as I looked at the weather forecast. Every day: 25 degress C and sunny. (For those of you who work in Farenheit, I think that's about 77 degrees.) It has been absolutely glorious. It's perfect for bike riding, walking and tennis. The only drawback is we are seriously lacking water in the dams and it looks like the water restrictions will ratchet up a notch soon. At the moment, we aren't noticing the water restrictions too much. You can only use your hose on assigned days at certain hours and you can't wash your car or hose down your patio.

We have had yet another holiday with May Day. Elliott is loving these 4 day school weeks. We took our bikes out to the Eastern side of Brisbane and went on a lovely ride between Wynnum and Manly. They have a bike/walking path that goes thru wetlands and by the coast. There are beautiful views of Moreton Bay and the islands off the coast. We saw an interesting road sign of a manatee. It looks like ones we've seen for Kangaroo Crossing and Koala Crossing. I think the manatees go under the bridge, not go over the road, but who knows with these Australian animals. We think we should start a gallery of wierd animal roadsigns and see how many different ones we can come up with.

We also rode along the river in Brisbane. There are miles of cycle paths that are heavily used. In fact, there are traffic jams along the route in the morning because so many people commute into town on their bikes. We rode out to the "floating walkway" - a section of the path that juts out over the river. It was very fun and we stopped at the Botanical Garden in town for lunch on the way home. We have many more areas to explore and would like to cross the Story Bridge on our next venture.

We spent one day on Bribie Island. It is one of the few islands that has a bridge across from the mainland. It makes an easy trip because you don't have to worry about the ferry schedules and all that. The beach there was very nice and quiet. It is a good place to bring kids and have a picnic because the surf was very calm. We probably would have liked a bit bigger waves, but it's hard to find a happy medium!

This should be the last update on the house. After much back and forth with the landlord and the real estate agent, we will be staying in the house. (I think...) The pool is looking ok and the fence is just about right. The windows and screens are to be fixed to a minimum standard. The rest we just have to learn to live with. We have pushed the landlord to some sort of breakdown - we aren't sure if it's emotional or financial. So, I expect two more days of waiting in for the repair men and then it should be over. Now if I could only get Tim to buy some furniture....

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Anzac Day

Yesterday, was Anzac Day. It is a combination of Veterans Day and Fourth of July. If you've seen Gallipolli with Mel Gibson...that's what it's about. In WWI, the Australian and NewZealand Army Corp was sent to take the beach in Gallipoli - now Turkey. It was a very bloody and protracted battle that ended in defeat for the Anzac Troops. They say that this event forged a national identity for Australia as a nation, as opposed to just being part of Great Britain. During a service at our local memorial, there was a lot said about the values that this day still inspires: pride in being an Australian, courage in the face of impossible odds, the importance of "mateship". It was a very moving ceremony.

Bird watching: this week the update is on birds...We went on a picnic at New Farm Park in Brisbane over the weekend. It is the site where the convicts grew produce in the old days. Today it is a lovely riverside park with some spectacular fig trees. Some crows started getting riled up and chasing something around - it turned out to be a wedgetail eagle. The eagle got itself stuck in the tree. After a while of hanging upside down, it fell out of the tree and almost landed on my head. Of course, I was running away - so luckily it just hit our cooler. Someone in the party had the presence of mind to wrap it up in a picnic blanket and call the rescue people. The happy news is that the rescue people did arrive and will take care of it and re-release the bird when it can fly again. The rescue people couldn't believe it was a wedgetail as they don't usually come into the city.

Other bird sighting: Tim took Elliott and me off the Mt. Coutha for a little bike riding "in the bush." It was a hideous event....just a little further, around this corner, etc. Elliott had realized what we went down we'd have to come back up, but I thought surely there would be some loop and we would arrive back home without having to go up hill. Anyway, after a little cursing and a lot of pushing, we were almost home when we saw a beautiful rainbow lorikeet in a tree. It made the whole ride worth the trip.

Lastly, news on the house front. Window guy came today and put big red pieces of tape on every window that needs fixing. Those match my yellow post it notes to mark the ripped screens. It's very colorul now, if not fully functional. The owners come tomorrow to have a look around. Tim will luckily be home to handle that. We hope the owners are able to shed some light on the section of fence that went missing sometime between 10 pm and 6 am one night. Is it the builder? Is he going to fix it? Is he mad and going to keep it? Did a kid take it? We have no idea. We have been swimming in the pool now. The pump is broken so we aren't too sure just how clean the pool is...but what the heck. It has cooled off to 24 degrees, so we want to get as much use out of it as we can before "winter" sets in.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

And that's how you eat sand....April 19, 2006




We spent Easter weekend at Tangalooma - it is a large sand island off the coast of Brisbane. The island started out as a little bit of lava and grew into an island from all the sand that blew off the coast of the mainland. We needed a bit of a break, but as Tim's been on the road so much, we wanted someplace pretty close. The island is only about an hour ferry ride away.

There is not too much on the island. It is 98% National Park. The other 2% is the Tangalooma Wild Dolphin Resort. If I am very advanced, I may be able to post a link. (hmm...guess I'm not quite that advanced...) It was either stay at the resort or camp in the wilds with the mosquitos and the brown snakes - not much choice. As a guest of the resort, you can feed wild dolphin. Dolphins started to come to the docks to eat the leftover bait the fishermen would throw out at the end of the day. The dolphins really are wild, so there are a million rules to follow. No touching, no petting, no sunscreen wearing. The dolphins are fed only 10% of their food needs, so they still retain all their hunting/fishing instincts. It was pretty cool to see them so up close - I have to admit I really wanted to pet one! We also saw the dolphins swimming around where we snorkeled. They have sunk about half a dozen ships to create a small craft docking area off the coast of the island. There were very cool fish to see and some interesting coral. (The Bahamas are still pretty hard to beat...but it was very cool!)

Our other exciting excursion was to go sand toboganing in the Great Sandy Desert. Australia hasn't caught on the to American way about health and safety...basically, you sled down the giant sand dune head first on a bitty piece of plywood. I had to do it just to prove I wasn't a total chicken. As I launched myself off down the mountain, Elliott heard the guide say "And that's how you eat sand!" I found twice down was plenty; Tim and Elliott made it 7 times.

Other news: we have stopped paying rent on our house in the hopes that they will actually finish off what needs doing. We'll see. The builder showed up to cart away his tools after I threatened to throw them out in the street. Needless to say, he didn't actually finish any of the work he said he'd do before he left. We did have the electrician in and he changed the light fixture - sorry to all those that voted to keep the cherubs. And just FYI, everyone who voted wanted us to keep the hideous thing.

Critter update: only new item in the house was a little gecko. Very cute and not too scary, but pretty hard to catch. Elliott wanted to keep it in his room. I've heard that at first you think one is cute, but soon it turns into a whole community of geckos and they are pretty noisy.

Not much else to post. Really enjoyed the weekend away. Now we are back to the reality of work, school and land lord issues!

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Tim puts the hammer down - April 09, 2006

Tim came home after almost two weeks in Melbourne to find the house and garden in the same state he left it. No, not just because I was on line gaming...it was the workmen...I swear. The pool and wall are still a mess and most of the jobs inside still need doing. Tim called the real estate agent and said "Fix it all by Easter or we're moving out!" It's not like him to be so stressed, but enough is enough I guess. I don't think he means it really, but he won't buy any more funiture just in case we really do move.

For all the complaints about customer service in the UK, it's not much different here. The main difference is people in Australia are nice to you while they are not doing what you want. Everyone seems very friendly and helpful and asks you how your day is going. After a lovely conversation, you go away and a while later you realize you still didn't get what you wanted. Another thing I've noticed about Australian men (and this may be a wild generalization) is that they love to talk to one another. They don't particularly want to chat with me, but with each other, they never seem to shut up. Just shooting the breeze. It does seem very matey and bloke-ish. This may be Queensland more than Australia, but it still seems pretty sexist. Tim having a tantrum has stirred the pot much more than I ever could.

Lucky for us, IKEA is not only on the way to the beach, but also close by a state park called Daisy Hill. We stopped by IKEA to pick up the rest of our desk and went and saw some Aussie critters in their natural habitat. Saw a koala in the tree and lots of wallabies hanging around trying to mooch some food from a family picnic. There were some very huge spider webs (mayby 3m. across) with golden orb spiders (non-venomous) and some Kokoburas. I'll try and spare you more wallabie pictures, but it was very cool to see them in their natural habitat and not in a zoo. We took some photos of the spiders, but I'll have to look again and see if it'll show up. We need to go back and go on a proper hike there - it was really lovely.

Easter is coming up and we are going away for the weekend. Hope to have more interesting nature tales to post next week.

Monday, April 03, 2006




Life's a Beach -April 3, 2006

Made it to the beach this weekend for a round of body boarding. The beach had some damage from the recent cyclone, but was in pretty good shape. We went to Main Beach which is about an hour drive from our house. Main Beach is the northernmost beach on the Gold Coast, just above Surfer's Paradise. The waves looked deceptively small...we all got knocked about a bit. Tim's board was actually bent in half, but looks to have survived!

Luckily, IKEA is on the way to the Gold Coast. We had to buy a two person desk for Elliott and me. We were fortunate the desk fit in the space at home because it doesn't seem to be the size we thought it would be according to the catalogue. And we have to go back for one part they didn't have in stock. Is it just us...or has IKEA really gotten bad at quality control and customer service? Just as well it's in a good location.

Posted is the picture I should have put on last week. Went back to Lone Pine Sanctuary - this picture is of a wallabie, not a kangaroo. So cute!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006



Life as a single mom - March 28, 2006

Tim is away again in Adelaide. This is proving to be a challenge for me because I rely on him too much for my technology needs. I want to post some photos tonight but it took me about an hour to find the cord that connects the camera to the computer. Then, I realized I had to charge the battery. Find charger...but the charger has an American plug on it. Hmmm. There are two big plastic tubs full of various computer cables, tv wires, transformers and other mystery items. I found a plug adapter, but then saw it was for British plugs. Finally, I have the battery plugged into some American transformer, into a British extension cord, into a plug adapter, into the wall. If the house doesn't burn down first, I may be able to download photos later. Provided of course, that I can remember how to do that.

We were all set to put in a new light to replace the cherub, despite everyone writing in to say "Keep the light", when we discovered it is illegal for Tim to put in a light fixture. Apparently only a qualified electrician can change plugs or fixtures. They are on 240 v I think. Same as the UK, but different to the US. The Australian government doesn't think the average person is up to changing a fixture without electrocuting himself (or in the case of single mom...herself). We'll keep you up to date on the lighting developments - the new light is now in a box on the floor.

Other challenges this week have been learning how to turn on the TV and the DVD. That only took one frantic phone call to Tim. Happily, Elliott and I can watch the Simpsons after only one false start.

We have builders working on a wall in the back yard which means our pool is still a mess. I was ever so hopeful they had almost finished, but alas, it was not to be. I learned today about a drain and second wall. The wall is a beautiful stone wall - each stone lovingly cut and caressed before being put in place by a minimum of 3 workmen. I was told on March 13 they had 2 more days of work. So today, when he told me they would be finished in one more day, I have to admit I was skeptical.

As you can tell, not much in the way of interesting excursions. We did go to Lone Pine Sanctuary and saw the cutest kangaroo with a joey in her pouch. I went to take the picture, but had left the camera battery at home. See how this technology is haunting me? Luckily, we are only 10 minutes from this park and will go back this week to try to find that kangaroo.

Wow - check me out! Only 10 minutes on the phone with Tim and I'm up and running. Photo of pool and wall as discussed. The other photo is a shot of the Central Business District of Brisbane as seen from my neighborhood.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006





Life of Serial Ex-Pat - 20 March 2006

First off: Thanks to all those who have sent me a personal e-mail, e-card or card. It's nice to hear from everyone and I'll try to do a personal reply as I get time. I appreciate hearing from all of you.

Our week has been spent just sorting out the house and unpacking boxes. This makes our 10th move in 18 years. We thought we had really pared down all our stuff in the UK, but it was a surprize to see 80 boxes show up! We have now bought all new furniture. Next time we move, all of it will go with us. I can't bear the thought of doing this from scratch again. My photo of the week is the lamp hanging in our bedroom. I had to take two photos - just to be sure you could see the cherub close up. The things you see in a rental property. We are thinking about getting a new fixture, but this one might be just tacky enough to classify as "kitch." Use the comment box to weigh in with your opinion - keep the light or no?


We have a lot of things to have done to the house before we'll feel settled in. Tim went away for a few days last week. To show how desperate things got: I learned how to start the Air Conditioning and I set the clock on the microwave. The plumber came today and put in all new faucets. They are still working on a retaining wall in the garden and all the screens need changing. We discovered Bunnings Hardward store (like Home Deport or B&Q). All good Aussie men spend lots of time at Bunnings. Elliott didn't want to go, but I told him it would make a man out of him. The Australians seem to like their do-it-yourself projects. If you haven't seen the movie "The Castle", it's worth a look. It is a classic they show once a year about the little guy (who loves his home repair) fighting the big corporate powers...

No large animal sightings here this week. But we are learning to live with all sorts of other small things in our house. We have realized ants love it here. I'm starting to think of them as my new pets. The other thing we have come to learn is how cockroaches love the climate in Brisbane. There are 428 different species of Cockroach in Australia. We have at least two types in our house - the German Cockroach and the American Cockroach. Cockroaches are so pervasive in Queensland - they are a state mascot like the koala or the kangaroo. On Australia Day in January, they have cockroach races downtown. (Elliott wouldn't go because he thought it was inhumane.) So far I have managed to squish the small ones, but I haven't worked up the courage to smash a big one. That splat really puts me off.

We'll have to do something interesting this weekend so I'll something to write about!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Christmas Day...3 months later


WOW! and I mean WOW - World of Warcraft. We are in our new house now. Who cares if the faucets drip, the screens are ripped, boxes need unpacking? Not us. We are now wireless and broadband equipped. The moment we have been waiting for - for the past 3 months. Now Elliott and I can play our on line game together. We only have to learn how to share the loot without coming to blows and we'll be all set. Look for us in Sen'Jin Village next time you're out.

I've got Tim home to help with some photo technology. We'll give it a try to republish with some pictures. I think I've got the comments thing going, but please try it out.

Thursday, March 16, 2006


March 15, 2006

It's hard to know where to start...This is my third try to create a blog that I can actually manage. They say third time lucky. Things are moving along so fast here. I knew I had to get this up and running or forever lose the will to start.

As for personal stuff...

Tim is still so busy. He's been away for weeks at a time. He hasn't really had a chance to settle in because he's always on the road. We hope after a few months, he'll get into some routine.

Elliott is doing great. He changed classes at school and is really enjoying it now. He loves the shorter hours and no Saturday School! We did have a trip to the hospital with infected mosquito bites, but he's recovered now. We were worried about sharks, but clearly mosquitos have proved more dangerous.

Susan (me) is fine. I'm keeping busy doing some volunteer work at school in the uniform shop and the "Tuck Shop" (cafeteria). Elliott goes thru the line and pretends not to know me! I'm playing tennis twice a week. I've changed my grip and I'm sure that will be the making of me. I have taken up on line computer games and have become totally obsessed. World of Warcraft is surprisingly addictive. I am currently a level 11 Druid, but I may have to change characters to play what Elliott would like. The sacrifices a mother has to make! Other than that, I've been unpacking boxes.

We moved into our house on the 13th of March. It is a lovely house with lots of space and a pool. We didn't find a place within walking distance of school, but I guess you can't have everything. We have lots of space for visitors and did buy extra beds. We still need more furniture, but have run out of enthusiam for the task. In our last house, we needed a bedside table for 5 years. I don't expect this house to be any different.

As for fun stuff - the reason we moved to Australia...We bought body boards and have been "surfing" a few times. The ocean is great - big waves and strong current. We hope that it stays nice a bit longer this fall and we get some more time to go to the beach. We had so much fun there that we almost forgot about the sharks.

Last Sunday, we went on a boat cruise up the Brisbane River to see a bat colony. At dusk, the fruit bats all fly out to search for food. It was in impressive sight. There were over 100,000 bats in this colony. One interesting fact: bat poo is so acidic it will eat the paint off your car. We also saw two dolphins playing in the river. It was so beautiful with the sun setting and these dolphins playing in the wake of the boat. Elliott would like us to become bat carers and rescue baby orphan bats. The only drawback is we would all have to get the rabies shots before we could do it. Elliott is thinking about asking for the rabies shots for his birthday. I am hoping he will have forgotten this idea by May.

Well, that's all for now. My goal is to write a short note maybe once a week and learn how to do some pictures. But, really, at this point, I would happy if anyone is able to read this post at all. Here's hoping I can figure out how to navigate the site.

February 13, 2006

We have now been in Brisbane for almost 4 weeks. (Arrived January 13, 2006) I have quickly realized that I won't be able to keep up with everyone with e-mails and letters. It seems like once I write one letter, I'm exhausted at the thought of writing the same news in another letter. So, I have tried to figure out this new technology of the blog. This blog has adds on the site - so please let me know if they are excessively annoying. If I write a general blog, I think it will keep us going out to explore the area - or else I won't have anything to write about. Also, a public blog will keep us looking at the bright side of things because no one will read it if all I do is complain!

I have been reading "The Fatal Shore" by Robert Hughes. It's all about the first people to settle in Australia. I have to admit, our Quantas Business Class seats were a bit nicer than a year long boat trip in chains. I do relate to the feelings of the convicts of going somewhere very far away and the uncertainty of seeing our friends again. I think it would be different if we had owned a house in England and knew we'd be going back there. As it stands now, we really don't know where we'll go next. We can't really feel homesick because we don't really have a home. Maybe just feeling adrift. The date line and time zone are disconcerting ideas. We missed a day somewhere and I think I still miss it. As for the time zone, it's very hard to figure out what time it is in England and the US and then think about what day it is as well.

We do have a good first impression of Brisbane and Australia in general. It is very hot here and very humid. The sun is very strong - 2 out of 3 people in Queensland will get skin cancer. We have arrived in the middle of a draught - so there are some water restrictions for home owners. It has rained a bit since we've been here. It is still so warm you don't need a coat, even when it's raining. Queensland is a huge state - twice the size of Texas. There is so much to do and see - we could spend 2 years here and never exhaust the possibilities in this state alone. Brisbane is very sprawling. You quickly settle in to your own patch and don't ever need to leave to the far reaching suburbs. There are alot of buses, trains and even a cool water bus.

Everyone kept telling us about all the ways we would be killed in Australia. Crocodiles, red back spiders, snakes...The first week we were here, a woman was eaten by a shark off the shore in Brisbane and a girl was killed by a jelly fish just north of here. More amusing tales have appeared in the paper - a young man broke his leg while trying to stomp on a huntsman spider (non-venomous). And this one I love - a grandmother was doing her knitting while watching the Australian Open tennis on TV. (This is inside her living room...) and she gets bit by a poisonous 1.5 meter long brown snake. Luckily, it didn't get the fangs in all the way before she brushed it off and moved to another chair. Gotta like that story. The sharks are a bit off putting I must admit. I have heard of Triathlons that advertise how safe they are because they use helicopters to patrol for sharks as you do your open water swim. I think has made me realize tennis is so much more suitable. We have realized our success in Australia will depend more on the wild life we hope not to see, as opposed to great wild life sightings.

As for personal stuff, we found a house to rent. It won't be available until March 13 or so. So we are still in a two bed apartment. It has a kitchen and a pool - so we can't really complain. Elliott isn't thrilled with school so far, but we hope to get things more settled within a few weeks. They need to assess everything and determine what class Elliott needs to be in. He is also missing having broadband computer access. We are desperate to start playing World of Warcraft. Tim is very busy at work. He doesn't yet know if he's coming or going or just going in circles. I'm doing ok. I miss my friends, and of course, our dog Holly. I like my little routine and need to start working to set one up.

The Super Bowl is just starting here - 9 am Monday morning. I haven't watched it in 12 years, but feel tempted today. The other families here from Boeing are all from Seattle. Something tells me the guys aren't getting much work done.